a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
I did this once and my friend, without missing a single beat, turns around and says “For the last time, you’re 1206. Why I even bother…”
Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
1: Your native language.
2: Which languages you know.
3: Which languages you are learning, or want to learn.
4: Does anyone in your family speak a language that you don’t?
5: Your favourite language to listen to.
6: Your least favourite language to listen to.
7: Your favourite word in your…